Haiku Friday – Tight & Warm

26 Feb

Haiku Friday-The Writer Next Door

Hi everyone! Happy Friday! Today’s prompt words are Tight and Warm. They were provided by Ronovan Hester of Ronovan Writes.

Ronovan hosts a challenge that anyone could participate in called Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt Challenge every Monday, and you have until Sunday to create a post featuring your haiku poem. He is a writer and poet and also does author interviews and much more on his blog. Be sure to check it out. Read Ron’s Haiku Prompt Challenge Guidelines for more information.

You may also want to check out Ronovan Hester’s new release, Amber Wake: Gabriel Falling, a historical fiction about pirates. Available now on Amazon.

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**I have a feeling I know in what direction most will go this week, so of course I’ll take the opposite route.

I thought I’d try a humorous haiku today. Sorry––not sorry. 😉

Spanx

by Vashti Quiroz-Vega

Squeeze me tightly

Keep me warm and together

My faithful girdle

Spanx, anyone?

Food Porn 😛

by Vashti Quiroz-Vega

Hot and scrumptious

As I indulge pants tighten

Foodie’s dilema

Mexican-Food-the writer next door

The Writer Next Door_vashti quiroz-vega

 

 

 

37 Responses to “Haiku Friday – Tight & Warm”

  1. Greg February 26, 2016 at 12:33 pm #

    A cute and fresh departure 🙂
    Have a blessed weekend, my friend.

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  2. Wild Daffodil February 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm #

    Makes me smile 😃 And the last photo is mouthwatering. Have a fab weekend, I will be mainly gardening with grandchildren. 😃

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    • Vashti Quiroz-Vega February 26, 2016 at 2:04 pm #

      Yay! Happy I made you smile. We’re having some nice weather, so gardening sounds great. Have fun! 😀 xx

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  3. Natalia Erehnah February 26, 2016 at 1:33 pm #

    What Greg said. Fun!

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  4. Frank February 26, 2016 at 1:48 pm #

    Very tasty! 🙂

    My mind went a similar direction:

    waist cinched, my cheeks burn
    from a lash of displeasure
    forgive me, mistress!

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  5. Yolanda Isabel Regueira Marin February 26, 2016 at 2:49 pm #

    Ha ha ha love it 😊

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  6. stacilys February 26, 2016 at 3:02 pm #

    Those are great Vashti. Especially the spanx one.
    Have a great weekend.
    🙂 ❤

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    • Vashti Quiroz-Vega February 27, 2016 at 1:23 pm #

      That’s the first thing I thought about when I read ‘tight’. Ha, ha. I’m happy you enjoyed it.😘

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  7. FlorenceT February 26, 2016 at 3:39 pm #

    Vashti, such fun haikus. #amsmiling Have a great weekend!

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  8. 10000hoursleft February 27, 2016 at 12:20 am #

    What Natalia said that Greg said 🙂

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  9. Denis1950 February 27, 2016 at 12:57 am #

    You certainly loosened up with this weeks challenge Vashti, not giving away any secrets??

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    • Vashti Quiroz-Vega February 27, 2016 at 1:16 pm #

      Ha, ha! Well, the girls in the picture sure are!
      For women, what we wear underneath our clothes is as important as what we wear. I’m not a fan of the old fashioned girdles but spanxs are a girl’s best friend.😉

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  10. mihrank February 27, 2016 at 1:19 pm #

    this is such fun, energy and healthy thinking…

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  11. Ronovan February 27, 2016 at 3:40 pm #

    Um, I … no comment. O,O

    Liked by 1 person

  12. jazzytower February 28, 2016 at 2:26 am #

    Ah, ah. The calories from those photos went straight to my thighs. A nice departure:)

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    • Vashti Quiroz-Vega February 29, 2016 at 4:12 pm #

      I usually try to make food like this myself, so that I may cut calories wherever I can. 😉 Thank you!

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  13. Judy Martin February 28, 2016 at 1:59 pm #

    HAHA! Oh these were both brilliant and gave me a good laugh! 🙂

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  14. Janice February 28, 2016 at 5:22 pm #

    I like how the two poems are connected (pressure from spanx and expansion from within) a fun take on the challenge 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  15. specialk718 February 29, 2016 at 7:16 pm #

    so happy to hear those celebs wear spanx lol

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  16. Dean March 2, 2016 at 12:23 pm #

    😀 Spanx and Food! None of the ladies pictured need Spanx. Why?
    I often find myself in a foodie dilemma.
    Great work as usual, Vashti!
    XOXO

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    • Vashti Quiroz-Vega March 3, 2016 at 2:56 pm #

      Thank you Dean! Sometimes it’s good to wear spanx when you want a smooth uninterrupted line under your clothes. With the right spanx you don’t need to wear a bra or panties because it cab function as both. So you get a smooth silhouette under a dress or pantsuit. 😉

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  17. JESS44903 March 3, 2016 at 12:50 pm #

    Haha. This is hilarious. 🙂

    Thanks for joining Cooking and Crafting with J & J!

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