Hi everyone! Happy Friday! Today’s prompt words are Tight and Warm. They were provided by Ronovan Hester of Ronovan Writes.
Ronovan hosts a challenge that anyone could participate in called Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt Challenge every Monday, and you have until Sunday to create a post featuring your haiku poem. He is a writer and poet and also does author interviews and much more on his blog. Be sure to check it out. Read Ron’s Haiku Prompt Challenge Guidelines for more information.
You may also want to check out Ronovan Hester’s new release, Amber Wake: Gabriel Falling, a historical fiction about pirates. Available now on Amazon.
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**I have a feeling I know in what direction most will go this week, so of course I’ll take the opposite route.
I thought I’d try a humorous haiku today. Sorry––not sorry. 😉
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Spanx
by Vashti Quiroz-Vega
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Squeeze me tightly
Keep me warm and together
My faithful girdle
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Food Porn 😛
by Vashti Quiroz-Vega
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Hot and scrumptious
As I indulge pants tighten
Foodie’s dilema
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A cute and fresh departure 🙂
Have a blessed weekend, my friend.
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Happy Friday Greg! Thank you, I’ll take cute and fresh any day. Enjoy your weekend! 😀
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Makes me smile 😃 And the last photo is mouthwatering. Have a fab weekend, I will be mainly gardening with grandchildren. 😃
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Yay! Happy I made you smile. We’re having some nice weather, so gardening sounds great. Have fun! 😀 xx
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What Greg said. Fun!
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Thank you Natalie! 😀
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Very tasty! 🙂
My mind went a similar direction:
waist cinched, my cheeks burn
from a lash of displeasure
forgive me, mistress!
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Ha, ha! Good one Frank! 🙂
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Ha ha ha love it 😊
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Yay! I’m so glad you do!😙💕
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Those are great Vashti. Especially the spanx one.
Have a great weekend.
🙂 ❤
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That’s the first thing I thought about when I read ‘tight’. Ha, ha. I’m happy you enjoyed it.😘
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Vashti, such fun haikus. #amsmiling Have a great weekend!
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I’m happy I made you smile!👏🏻😀Thank you❣
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What Natalia said that Greg said 🙂
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Thank you❣
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😊
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You certainly loosened up with this weeks challenge Vashti, not giving away any secrets??
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Ha, ha! Well, the girls in the picture sure are!
For women, what we wear underneath our clothes is as important as what we wear. I’m not a fan of the old fashioned girdles but spanxs are a girl’s best friend.😉
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this is such fun, energy and healthy thinking…
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Thank you Mihran! I hope you’re enjoying your weekend.🙂
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Um, I … no comment. O,O
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Oh, so now you don’t have an opinion . . . 😉
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Ah, ah. The calories from those photos went straight to my thighs. A nice departure:)
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I usually try to make food like this myself, so that I may cut calories wherever I can. 😉 Thank you!
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HAHA! Oh these were both brilliant and gave me a good laugh! 🙂
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Oh that means a lot coming from the queen of comedy. Thank you! ❤
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Thank YOU Vashti for such a wonderful compliment 🙂
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😀 ❤
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I like how the two poems are connected (pressure from spanx and expansion from within) a fun take on the challenge 🙂
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Thank you Janice! That’s cool that you picked up on that. 😉 xx
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so happy to hear those celebs wear spanx lol
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Ha, ha. Isn’t that great information? 😉
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😀 Spanx and Food! None of the ladies pictured need Spanx. Why?
I often find myself in a foodie dilemma.
Great work as usual, Vashti!
XOXO
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Thank you Dean! Sometimes it’s good to wear spanx when you want a smooth uninterrupted line under your clothes. With the right spanx you don’t need to wear a bra or panties because it cab function as both. So you get a smooth silhouette under a dress or pantsuit. 😉
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Haha. This is hilarious. 🙂
Thanks for joining Cooking and Crafting with J & J!
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I’m happy it tickled you, Jess! 😉
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